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Tuesday, September 25, 2007








:D

9:32 pm





Harry's Exam

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too

smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter

than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry

waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

behave.

She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed

to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

"Harry, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry was taking charge.

Harry: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of

heat and excitement?

Harry: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."



and heres another one...


Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit
my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."
She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great
pride and said, "Winnie the Sh*t."




and another one...


Outhouse

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to
use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the
summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting
on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push
that outhouse into the creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little
boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a
large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the
creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied,"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you,
wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said,
"Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry
tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in
that cherry tree."


-jingquan :D


8:33 pm





Another exam joke :D

The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final. Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn't very well liked.
He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a real charmer. Since he was so busy galavanting around the room making sure that nobody cheated and that everyone was aware of how much time they had left before their failure on the test was complete, he had the students stack the completed tests on the huge podium at the front of the room. This made for quite a mess, remember there were 1000 students in the class.
During this particular final, one guy entered the test needing a decent grade to pass the class. His only problem with Calculus was that he did poorly when rushed, and the lecturer standing in the front of the room, barking out how much time was left before the tests had to be handed in, didn't help him at all.
He figured he wanted to assure himself of a good grade, so he hardly flinched when the professor said, "Pencils down and submit your scantron sheets and work to piles at the front of the room". Five minutes turned into ten, ten into twenty, twenty into fourty, and almost an hour after the test was 'officially over', our friend finally put down his pencil, gathered up his work, and headed to the front of the hall to submit his final.
The whole time, the professor had been sitting at the front of the room, strangely waiting for the student to complete his exam. "What do you think you're doing?" the professor asked as the student stood in front of him about to put down his exam on one of the neatly stacked piles of exams.
It was clear that the professor had waited only to give the student a hard time. "Turning in my exam," retorted the student confidently. "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you," the profesor gloated, "Your exam is an hour late. You've failed it and, consequently, I'll see you next term when you repeat my course."
The student smiled slyly and asked the professor "Do you know who I am?"
"What?" replied the professor grufly, annoyed that the student showed no sign of emotion.
The student rephrased the question mockingly, "Do you know what my name is?" "No", snarled the professor. The student looked the professor dead in the eyes and said slowly, "I didn't think so."
He lifted up one of the stacks half way, shoved his test neatly into the center of the stack, let the stack fall burying his test in the middle, turned around, and walked casually out of the huge lecture hall.

Haha. PWNT. =D

-You-Dunno-Who

7:18 pm




Tuesday, September 18, 2007

welcome





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good luck for F.Y.E everyone!
:D :D

cheers, jingquan

8:35 pm




Friday, September 14, 2007

Poll closed.
thanks for voting.

11:22 pm




Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Please take the poll right above Cbox. >>>>

-The vote for a 2 full weeks of break in end of year or
1 week break in Nov, another week break in Dec.

Please spread this message, ask everyone to vote, majority counts.
Thank you.


Vote latest by thursday night!

and start your revisions if u've haven done so.
Enjoy the beautiful exam month, have a good one.



peace.

Today's joke:
A blonde was taking her exam. Seeing that the questions are all True or False, she took out a coin and started flipping it. In 15mins, she completed the whole paper.
1 hour later, she was screaming and cursing loudly. The shocked invilgilator went to see what was wrong with her.
Blonde:"I've finished my paper 1 hour ago, but now I'm checking my answers!!"

Lmao...Happpy revisions!

6:43 pm




Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hey people..

today's September 11 anniversary,a moments silence to commemorate those who died at Ground Zero. :D

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(long pause)





Alrighty. Back to work,
CCA will stand down after this friday's practice...
yup thats it. :D
cya people around

cheers. Jingquan

8:19 pm




Monday, September 10, 2007

Sup all. Today's joke.

Students at the ______ University were used to memorising theory by hard. However, one fateful day...........................a professor decided to change things. He set up a test, showing pictures of fossilized animals' legs and asked the students to identify the animals.
Carl, one of the students, was very upset over this test and went out of the hall in a fury but was stopped by the professor. "What's your name?", asked the prof. Carl raised up his pants and showed his shins,"Now you tell me what's my name."
With that, he walked out of the hall.

Happy weekdays.

-You-Dunno-Who

5:35 pm




Saturday, September 08, 2007

Hello all. Today's joke.

Two university students had an exam coming up but they opted to party instead and missed the test. "Our car broke down due to a flat tyre," they told the professor earnestly."Can we write the exam tomorrow?" The professer agreed to give them a makeup test the next day.
Both boys crammed all night until they were sure they knew almost everything. Arriving the next morning, each was told to go to a seperate classroom to take the exam. They shrugged and complied. As they sat down, they read the first question:"For five points, write the ionic equation of magnesium oxide and hydrochloric acid." This is going to be a piece of cake! thought each boy, answering the question with ease.
Then, the test continued. "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."

Happy weekends!

-You-Dunno-WHo

6:21 pm




Thursday, September 06, 2007

This is a true story.=D

A teacher was having Chemistry Practical with her class, describing the reaction of carbon dioxide with limewater.
"You can describe the reaction as the limewater turns milky or even better, it becomes a white ppt. Jason*, tell me what is ppt."
Jason:"Errr...powerpoint?"

(ppt=precipitate)

Another one, taken from a interview by a magazine towards Avenged Sevenfold, an American band.
M.Shadows-Vocalist, Head of Band Johnny Christ-Bassist

Interviewer: Who do you think is the best candidate for the President in your band?
M.Shadows: It's Johnny Christ, of course! Because, he don't know what he's doing, just like our current President.

Lol.......

*Name has been changed.

-You-Dunno-Who

10:03 am




Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Today's joke. Sorry for not posting for such a long time. Enjoy.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." With that the judge thinks he outsmarts the witty lawyer.The defendant smiled and with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

-You-Dunno-Who

12:47 pm






THE ORCHESTRA


Temasek Secondary Chinese Orchestra (TMSCO) was established in the 2000.
It expanded from a plucked string ensemble to a full-fledged orchestra in the year 2001.
Under the baton of Mr Cheng Chung Hsien, TMSCO enjoyed a successful flight achieving promising results in the SYF Central Judging between April 2002 to September 2008.
Now having Mr Liu Bin leading this army, TMSCO will definitely continue to strive for excellence and is determined to scale to even greater heights.
The orchestra now consists of over 90 enthusiastic members, with us six professional instructors.

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THE CO COMMITTEE 2010-2011

President: Berenice Chong 4/1

Vice President: Nicholas Kang 4/1, Tan Luo Yi 4/6

Student Conductor: Poh Shao Yong 4/7
Assistant Student Conductor: Jezreel Cheong 2/6

General Secretary: Leo Kay Min 4/5, Melody Goh 4/3
Assistant General Secretary: Gina Widjaya 3/3

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Operation Officer: Tan Quan Yu 4/1, Tee Meng Li 4/4
Assistant Operation Officer: Yeo Wei Bin 3/7

Instrument Manager: Sarah Sng 4/8, Lee Shi Min 4/1
Assistant Instrument Manager: Heng Jun Wei 3/7

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Assistant Score Master: Soon Cheng Yi 3/2

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Assistant: Bryant Chua 3/5

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