Friday, August 24, 2007
Sup all. I'll continue posting jokes here, lest the forum restarts and all my jokes are deleted. =X Here's a story with some morals.
There was a fierce winter storm blowing, and a bird dropped down to the ground, too cold and frozen to fly any longer. It knew its end was near. Suddenly, a bull walked past and shitted on the bird. The bird fell deeper into despair. 'I'm already going to die, do I have to suffer this kind of humiliation before I go?' Suddenly, it realised that the shit was warm, and he was beginning to feel less frozen. Soon, he would be able to fly again. In his joy, he started to sing a happy song. A cat heard the song, dug the bird out of the shit, and ate him up.
1st Moral: The person who lands you in shit may not be your enemy, the person who gets you out of shit may not be your friend.
2nd Moral: When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
Good night.
-You-Dunno-WHo