Sunday, August 26, 2007
Good morning all. Let's wish Wenda a happy birthday. Today's joke.
There was an actor who was fired, thus he went around looking for a job. He came upon a zoo, where its star gorilla died. The zoo manager told the actor to don a monkey suit and act as the gorilla so that it can attract people. The actor agreed.
Everyday, the actor did some stunts but as time goes by, lesser and lesser people came to his cage. So, he decided to swing at the lion's cage beside his cage. Each time he swung, the lion misses him. The crowd were in uproar at this act.
Seeing the popularity, the zoo manager decided to raise his salary. However, one fateful day, he fell into the lion's cage! He ran around with the lion chasing him, shouting,"Don't eat me!Help!!!" Quickly, the lion pounced on him and whispered,"Shut up!Do you want us both to get fired?!"
Rofl.
-You-Dunno-Who