Thursday, August 23, 2007
A blind man was taking a plane to Texas. When he sat down, he shouted, "Wow!This seats are big!" The passenger beside him said," This is Texas. Everything is big."
When the blind man entered a bar in Texas, he touched the mug and exclaimed again,"Wow!This mug is big!" The barman said, "This is Texas. Everything is big."
The blind man then wanted to go to the loo, so he asked for directions. "2nd door from the exit."
Thus, the blind man walked but he tripped and missed the 2nd door and went into the 3rd door. Down he fell into the swimming pool. Frightened, he screamed,"DON'T FLUSH!DON'T FLUSH!"
Lol...that's one big toilet bowl!!
-You-Dunno-Who
Edit: Damn, just realised the mistake. It's "everything" not "everywhere". Soz.